The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Immunity to medication

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the power to seduce hats

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to die

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!