The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

Immunity to medication

the power to seduce hats

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to die

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to shed hair

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!