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the power of being cut off mid senta
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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.
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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness
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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.
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the power to youtube poop
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The power to fart really smelly :P
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The power to be powerless
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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.
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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...
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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life
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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.
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The power to be blind when you sleep
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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.
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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year
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The power to see at night but only black objects.
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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen
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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.
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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.
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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.
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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap
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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!