the power to youtube poop

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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See through invisible people

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!