The power to see John Cena.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to have an idea..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!