The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to fall up.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to not have a power

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Grass eating

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!