The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!