The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to poke

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to not exist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!