the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to control dodos

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!