Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Retractable Teeth

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!