I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

thumb_up thumb_down +51

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to wink with both eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to vote on useless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to think out loud without saying a word

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to speak to mexicans in german

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to only drink liquids

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The Power to Read really Small Words

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to know that Han Solo dies

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!