The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to bleed

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!