the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to understand math.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!