The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!