The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to see through glass

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to catch em all

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!