The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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blindness

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to see air

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!