The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!