The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

how bout the power to shit bricks....

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

to make asians smart

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to become a carrot.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!