The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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to make asians smart

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!