The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Find Waldo

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!