The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to fly for a second

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

the power to summon 10 ants every week

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to see things with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down -63

The power to run at walk speeds.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to shit dirt!

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!