the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to eat food.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!