power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!