The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to beathe

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!