The power to when you get scared, you fart.

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The ability to fart pee.

The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to see into the present

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!