The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!