The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to like this post

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!