the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to die early.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!