the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Taekwondo

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!