the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

the power to summon fire with a lighter

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to lick your balls.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to see the future but through a straw.

The ability to part...hair.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to see through windows

The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power to have backround music in your life.

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power to become invincible when you're dead

the power to do one push-up

The ability to not talk.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!