The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to control yourself

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!