The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!