- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

Tits for a guy.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to get drunk you are needed

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

Meatvision.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Taekwondo

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

Pointless Super Powers