the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Acid pee

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to lock open doors

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to die when you are happy

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!