- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow your nails longer

the ability to smell sounds

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

the power to sleep through a prison rape

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to stand still for five hours

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to skip the Kripp.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to poo in the toilet

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

Pointless Super Powers