The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to misspell

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to become famous on vine

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!