The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to have no powers

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to be raped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!