The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Meatvision.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to be a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!