The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!