the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!