the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to get sick

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!