The power to think salmon.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to to think less

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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Stop clapping

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!