The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!