The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to change races.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!