The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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to make asians smart

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Being only half invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!