The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see through air.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Stop clapping

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!