Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to fail

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!