The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to be a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The ability to turn into an embryo

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to open a walnut with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to eat your poop

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power of micro penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to see forever

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!