The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to smell farts from miles away

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

the power to win any shit eating contest.

The ability to change races.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

the power to not finish your

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!