the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to be a woman

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The power to fall up.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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to die when you are happy

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!