the power to see into the present.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to mind reeds

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to become black!

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to instantly die

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!