The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!