The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to write a country song

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to shit bricks

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to get arrested

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!