- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

power to blow up your own head only once,

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to not exercise.

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to die while dieing

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Pointless Super Powers