The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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God tier Waste of Space

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the power to write only the letter R

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!