The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn into random objects

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!