- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to control your own body movements

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to stick your head up your ass

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to waste money

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to grow one wing

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

the power to youtube poop

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to self destruct

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

Pointless Super Powers