you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the powre to spel

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!