The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to like charlie

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the powre to spel

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!