the powre to spel

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to live.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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To shit bricks.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!