- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to be wrong

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to self destruct

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

Pointless Super Powers