- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to be fireproof under water

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to not care.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

levi Hahne is gay

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

The power to speak braille.

Pointless Super Powers