The power to never get drunk

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to eat ass.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!