the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power of being pointless

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to live.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!