the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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X ray vision on chairs

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!