The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power of bullet atraction

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!