cry acid tears

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to speak braille.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!