- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to turn water into wine.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

he power to make mistakes

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to count from A to purple

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to not exercise.

The power to do nothing with your life.

Pointless Super Powers