The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the power to misspell

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of being pointless

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!