The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!